Vacations are always fun, but the one thing that's always a chore is trying to keep the guys' dicks out of random pussy.Some of the guys who joined me in Hawaii are straight, and some of them are gay, but all of them are full of testosterone!The gay ones are easy. They behave themselves.The straight ones, on the other hand, aren't so easy.Everywhere they go there are girls. And the girls are interested in them.So sometimes when we know that we'll be doing a film we have to keep an eye out.For example, the night before we shot this film I had just dropped off one of the other guys at the hotel and I noticed — way off in the corner, behind an indoor palm — Matt talking to a very petite Asian girl.She was laughing and hanging on every word he said. And I know what that means.So later than night I arrived at Matt's room unannounced. When I knocked on the door I heard scurrying and voices.Matt finally answered the door. He was standing there looking guilty. I knew she was in there somewhere!To make a long story short, I found her crouching on the balcony...The next day, we asked Matt about it:"She wasn't hiding," he said. "She was just sitting on the balcony."Mmmmm....Anyway, I foiled Matt's attempt at a late-night booty call, but it was all good because he spent his pent-up energy on fucking the shit out of Jake!
